that’s some totoro level shit right there
Clam found off Iceland was 507 - “the oldest animal on Earth”, until British scientists killed it
Another fucking story about humans killing fascinating creatures to “learn stuff”.
When a clam was dredged up from the bottom of the sea of Iceland, a team of scientists eagerly cracked it open - killing the oldest animal in the world.
The mollusc was 507 years old - when it was born, Michelangelo was just about to start work on the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
The process of opening clams to study their “growth lines” is fatal. The clam was named Ming after the Chinese Ming Dynasty, which was in power when it was born.
what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes
Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me
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*thunk thunk thunk*
What could go wrong?
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
I love how Snape’s just standing there like what
and slughorn is just like oh dear what should i do like he just seems so distressed
my favorite is Dumbledore… he looks like his favorite program just came on
#Snape is like #What the fuck are they doing #Lily never did that #Is that what is on Page 394? #Slughorn is like #Oh dear #Fighting #I don’t know what to do #I really did prefer being an armchair #And Dumbledore is like #Ooooo gurls #You fightin’ like they do in Dark Arts and Drama #Dats my favourite show #Keep goin’ #Imma conjure up some popcorn
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